Gypsy's Memoirs

Love is all around From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (12 days old)

It is nice to feel wrapped in a cushion of the real thing, not some imposter like lust or fleeting fancy for someone you've just met. In a weird way, this reminds me of the kind of emotion I assoc… more

Conversations with my Lover From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (16 days old)

He kisses my neck on his sofa, urgent, keen, smacking kisses. I don't want him to stop. "So nice how you don't just kiss my neck to turn me on, or turn yourself on" I tell him, squirming. "You kiss my… more

Conversations with my shrink From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (16 days old)

"Why do you think the way you view a friend differs from the way you view a potential lover?" "Why do you think it's a waste of time if you spend it with someone just for the company, who may or ma… more

Great feedback! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (16 days old)

Hey Sienna, I was in the train station the other day and was looking for something to read for my journey and i came across YOUR book!! I haven't been on this site in a whole year or even blogged b… more

Topic: Circumcision From RGray1981 ^Pro in (21 days old)

For some unknown reason the subject of circumcision oft arises in our household. Perhaps it is because we are a trinity of males under one roof, and two of us are sat on one side of the fence reg… more

Friends From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (25 days old)

"Please excuse another 'Friends' analogy" says Jake, green eyes sparkling "but there's a really good one: Chandler and Monica!" He always compliments me on my clean bathroom, but am I really THAT a… more

If it acts crazy and looks crazy, it's CRAZY! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (26 days old)

Looks like I had a lucky escape from the bigamistic clutches of CrazyCraig, aka the Mad Banker (see October/November '08 archives). Glad I wasn't the fool to accept his diamond, or any more of his … more

Rethinking My Last Post From RGray1981 ^Pro in (29 days old)

I apologise for letting my meandering thoughts rule the day in my earlier post. Ryan… more

Thoughts From RGray1981 ^Pro in (29 days old)

For several weeks now, Michael, young Michael and myself have been living in our new house. Closing took several months due to the chain, and solicitor delays, but at long last we have formally tak… more

Smell my secret garden From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (30 days old)

For years, I'd been shaving my muff within an inch of its life, following Cashmere's comment that "hair traps smells". Not that I had a bulk of sofa stuffing down there beforehand, far from it - I … more

Leave casual sex to the professionals From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (32 days old)

It annoys me that some people seem to look at sex outside of established relationships as a sport or a hobby, to be enjoyed with new partners they don't know very well - like tennis or a pint in the p… more

Lunch up-date From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (33 days old)

It was fun, great to see him again, but very very well-behaved. Ok, our flirting could have set the table cloth on fire (if indeed there had been one), but I didn't kiss him or anything inappropriate.… more

Yes you are cute, but I can't afford your company. From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (33 days old)

Date with an internet interest last night. Have I blogged about him before? He is tall, cute and blonde, 30, works for a local government office... glasses... I don't think I mentioned him actually.… more

Lunch Date From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (38 days old)

I am soo excited today, as I have a lunch date with the sexy boy who thinks I am a playground for adults. Ok, we were both pretty drunk then, high on pheromones, covered in pineapple juice and one of … more

Fan Mail From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (38 days old)

Hey sienna Read your book and loved it! Have passed it on to a couple of my friends and they think its great! Have learned alot about not getting too attached to guys I have known for 5 minutes a… more

Press Repeat From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (41 days old)

I get the feeling my life is on a loop. Why do I never spot the large "REPEAT" bars before I crash into them? Let's recap: Breakup [with Sweet Ex (2004)/GB (2009)], then a shorter fling-thing (qu… more

Due Date (no baby) From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (47 days old)

Today is what would have been my due date. Been running at lunchtime, trying not to look at pregnant women. Onwards and upwards, as they say...… more

Very Texty! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (48 days old)

My hung over date with Veggie Boy was nice, but I found it a struggle to keep my eyes open and my voice working as the afternoon progressed. I enjoy his company, but there just isn't enough of a sp… more

I SAW YOU...(but I'm a coward so I put this ad in LondonLite) From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (48 days old)

I always wonders who the mugs are who write or, indeed, reply to these ads. "Girl in black coat..." "Handsome in grey suit..." "Boy, about 5, in Spiderman outfit" OK I made the last one up, b… more

Adult Playground From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (49 days old)

Trying to write with a hangover is a bit of a challenge. I have to keep goin g back and deleting typos but I have to get this down or I will get all confused! 5 glasses of water and 2 orgasms didn… more

Ok, be honest now... From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (59 days old)

Who is selling my book for 47p!? Where did they find it?? And how is that worthwhile business? :crazy:… more

10,000 COPIES SOLD! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (61 days old)

Just showing off... :D… more

Why does it constantly say "This User Currently has no blogs"!? From Sienna ^Pro in Help (62 days old)

Please rectify this problem, various friends have pointed this out at different times and now I have seen this myself when I logged out and then looked at my page. Many thanks.… more

Quick reflection From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (62 days old)

If I'd had a child the day I started this blog, my son or daughter would now be 4 years old. A weird thought...… more

The Slave, the Pirate and the Aristocrat - a noughties fairy tale From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (62 days old)

Had a text from my crush Ginger Boy this morning: "How was Saturday night?" and I replied that I'd had wicked fun but wasn't sure when I'd be going again. He tried to pry further by asking what had h… more

The advantages of chaste dating From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (67 days old)

1) there is no guilt. So what if I am out with one guy one night, and another the next? We are just hanging out, chatting and eating dinner. Playing croquet and watching plays. Discovering we have m… more

The pitfalls of chaste dating From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (67 days old)

1) there is nothing to report. Yes, 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert' is a funny show, yes dinner is usually very nice, yep it was a great idea to play croquet with friends in the park, yes hanging ou… more

Now this is interesting From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (75 days old)

Frequently, it is better to communicate than stick your head in the sand. Yesterday, I freaked out for about 30 seconds as I opened my first fan mail at home, yes, a real letter, sent in the post, … more

The attraction of arrogance From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (82 days old)

Snobbish, supercilious guys hold an unexplicable fascination for me. But let me try to elaborate. You've been out riding and didn't come home, now it's dark and I'm in bed, snuggled into the thi… more

Fuzzy Peach From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (88 days old)

On Sunday afternoon, most people had disappeared in the house or grounds for a snooze. I had the pool to myself and after a lazy swim I ploughed through the weekend papers for a while, my body hang… more